Approaching Graffiti

I got scooped by boingboing today, when they posted a picture of the exact same sign in the bathroom of Little Star Pizza, where I had dinner with friends on my birthday Saturday:

As David pointed out, the message, which is still terse, even if it does try to engage the "'artist's'" intellect, does seem to have worked, as the restroom was graffitiless. So, it was all the more amusing to see the restroom at the 500 Club a couple blocks away, where they seem to have taken a different approach to dealing with tagging:

I'm not going to take sides, just say I'm glad both exist.